Please do not ask me if your child happens to be on my top ten most wanted list.
I am a very honest woman.
I have sworn to tell to truth on this blog.
So I am telling you now, in all honesty, that if you ask I will lie a red streak from here to Tuesday.
I will truly never tell you if your angelic child is Urg the Grunter.
Not gonna happen.
Your child is perfection with dimples.
I was referring to those other kids.
Are we on the same page now?