Three quickies that I got to add to my vast stores of knowledge this week:
1. There is a spot by my eye that can get a zit only when doing home improvement projects. When I manage to ignore all other stress signals, my body will come up with a real zinger to get my attention.
2. My daughter thought it was called the cholesterol kingdom. You have to be a Mormon to know how funny that is, but trust me- it's brilliant. Apparently when we die we all get to pig out on bacon and that gives the afterlife a whole new appeal to the Artist.
3. My children think being proactive means complaining about not being able to find something before they. even. start. looking.
And that's all folks!