Monday, August 8, 2011

Cavemom Speak

I am noticing that my children cause serious regression in my language skills.

Quick illustration: (Setting, my messy car. Speaker, Tapper. Patience, running low.)

Please do not hit your sister. We are just going to pick up a pizza and if you hit you may not have a slice.

smack smack from the back seat.

No! No hitting your sister. You will not get pizza.


No! If you hit, no pizza.

smack smack.

Hit No Pizza.
Hit No Pizza!

No, No, No Pizza!

Way to go, Cavemom.

1 comment:

  1. my kids want to know what I'm laughing so hard about...thank you for sharing your grunting and pointing, it makes me feel more normal when I descend into non-verbal vocalizations.