Dentist

I went to the dentist today. (Cue the funeral drums)
There are few things I hate more.
Is it just me or does it feel like a test that is impossible to pass?

Q: Do you brush? A: My toothbrush frays in one month
Q: Do you floss? A: Like I lost a hundred dollar bill between my teeth.
Q: Do you drink soda? Chew gum? Drink coffee? A: Nope, nope and nope.
Dentist: Great. You do a wonderful job. Oh, and you have three cavities.

Seriously?

I have heavy suspicions that dentists were picked on as kids and are now getting back at the world.
Can I just get my dentures now and be done with it???