WANTED: BEARY SNEAKY PERSON(S)

It is my 32nd Birthday today. It is sunny and warming up and I am taking the family ice skating.
I just didn't plan on dealing with an infestation on my birthday. Against all odds, our house is having a pest control problem... with bears.
Let me show you what I woke up to on my front lawn:

Don't worry.  They appear very tame and docile.

So would the owner of sixteen plastic bears please give yourself a big hug and a pat on the back for making my day?  Thank you.
I love you, too.
Whoever you are.

p.s. This is one stylin' bear!